Joke Of The Day: New Church Comer | Read

PASTOR: If you are fellowshipping with us for the
first time in this church, The New life Church, you
are so special to us and the whole church would
like to know your name.


NEWCOMER: I'm Femi Okechukwu.
(The members shout and cheer)

PASTOR: Halleluyah!

CHURCH: Amen.

PASTOR: Mr. Femi Okechukwu, do you have any

prayer request you want the church to pray for

you?

OKECHUKWU: Yes sir. The church should help me

pray for my business to grow in this church more

than how it grew in my former church.

CHURCH: AMEN!!!

PASTOR: Church, I will want you to use the whole

of your strength to pray for Mr. Okechukwu's

business.

The whole congregation prays and speak in

tongues

PASTOR: Mr Okechukwu, open your eyes. You left

your former church because the business was

stagnant right?

OKECHUKWU: Yes sir. Actually it was growing at

first because the pastor had 7 Children, they all

started dying one after another one. The casket

they used in burying the pastor's children were all

bought from me. Likewise, the church members

started dying also and they were also all buying

their caskets from me, hence the growth in my

business. By the grace of God sir, I make caskets.

PASTOR: WHAT!!!

The whole church kicked Mr. Femi Okechukwu out

of their church.

Have a nice Day! Remain Blessed