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Watching football with a woman is really stressful!

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Wife: which teams are playing?

Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United

Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..

Husband: that's a good team...

Wife: is Drogba playing?

Husband: he doesn't play for any of these
teams...

Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?

Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...

Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that
yellow card for?

Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....

Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?

Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!!

Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should have scored!!

Husband: [silent]

Wife: what is that red card for?

Husband : [bored] that means the player should
go out of the pitch for misbehaving.

Wife: then is he going to be a coach?

Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...

Wife: its the same with traffic lights yellow=warning;red=danger.

Husband: exactly darling...

Wife :what about the green card?

Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field
of play....

Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...

Husband: [silent]

Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?

Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.

Wife: that means the other opponent's coaches is Manchest Wenger?

Husband: changes the channel to Movies [African Magic].

Husband: who is that man?

Wife: just watch and don't ask me question....

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